How this works: these are the things I keep putting off. Hit 🙌 Root for this on the ones you most want me to do — the more roots something gets, the sooner I have to actually do it. The blacked-out ones are secret for now; they unlock as I go.
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Become an extrovert
I've been an introvert for 41 years. You don't just decide to become the opposite. This might be the one I genuinely can't do.
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Work at a famous restaurant in New York
No professional kitchen experience, and no connection to get past the door. Two walls, no ladder.
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100 days of daily vlogs, like Casey Neistat
I've quit every daily habit I've ever started. And this one makes me the subject, not the food.
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Ask Anya Hindmarch for one Rollinjoint merch
I don't know her, and she has no reason to say yes. She's my idol — which is exactly why asking terrifies me.
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Start a festival
Made it — and it's the reason I believe I can do the rest of this list.
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Start a restaurant
Most close in year one. I've never run one. This is the one that could genuinely bankrupt me.
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Meet Brad Pitt
No plan, no contact, no chance. Somebody just has to introduce us. That's the entire strategy.
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Learn how to cook
Everyone assumes the food guy can cook. The honest truth is I can't, really. This is me admitting it and fixing it.
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Have Korean food with Mr. Beast
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Make the map of all 800 restaurants
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Buy my parents something expensive
The whole reason any of this matters. The one I most can't fail.
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Find the best food in every London borough
33 boroughs. I keep saying I'll do it properly and never do. This is me finally stopping being lazy.
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